No. Just no.
I will make an
exception when she is 24 and marries Ed Sheeran and they give me little ginger
great nieces and nephews.
In all
seriousness…
Rule #1- You
hurt her I will hunt you down. Now her parents may make an empty threat to
scare you but I am her crazy Aunt. Try me.
Rule #2- She
can like you but I will never like you, she is MY Princess, not your bae which
isn’t even a word.
Rule #3- She
is a person not a conquest. Treat her as such.
Rule #4- I am everywhere. Seriously pull your pants up kid.
Rule #5- Refer to Rules 1-4
I’m not ready
for boys or dating and I would like to lock her in her room until she is 24 but
that’s not going to happen so I guess I will have to accept it but to all
future boys that seek to date her I will have a 50 page application waiting for
you.
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